I hear my step mom call me. I grunt when I get out of bed and let out a little moan. I have morning wood. It's big, too big. My feet were sticking to the cold wood floor. I can smell waffles from my step moms warm hands. I walk down stars and I see my step mom bent over getting some plates. Her ass is massive. She stands back up and sees my wood. The next few scenes are awkward. She says “hey honey having a waffle?” she winks. Now before you get hard let me give you some background. After the school burnt down I left education. I started streaming League of Legends and Genshin. I have a man cave where I stream and work out. I still have my hammer tattoo. My dad killed himself after he found out what I stream. I am still 2 feet and 250lb. Now back to the story, she rubs her ass on my wood. I'm hard, really hard. She grabs my hand and takes me to the mincraftdimon mines. I grab my pickaxe and start mining her emeralds. My glizzy is becoming a minecraft villagers nose. I put my drill into her caves. I go back to my room after the mine session. I hop on Genshin and League at the same time. I have League on one monitor, Gension on another, and Shrek rule 34 on my third monitor. My 3 viewers know I’m doing something suspicious. I plan on doing a collaboration with a goth femboy. He calls me on Discord, and we play Genshin for 5 hours. We end the stream and he asks if I can stay on the voice call. He tells me there is a gift in my closet. I approach the closet, and grip the door handle with my lumpy, warty hands. I gently open the door.
I see the femboy’s black hair covering his right eye. I notice he has no shirt and a small women's skirt. I did not know if he had something underneath. I was afraid to ask questions to the femboy. I couldn’t move. My mind was telling me to act, but my body just wasn’t me. I put my face in his ass. I tell him to do it as his ass moves like an artillery cannon. I feel a drop in my mouth then it hits me like a wave. Because i asked him to have taco bell before. It's in my mouth to love it. Then like a dream he disappears. He appears offline in discord. My villager nose starts to fall, so to remedy this I start to hop on Adopt Me on Roblox to roleplay.
Just as I boot up my PC, I get a text from Walker. The text reads: “Hop on Overwatch, we have the dream team”. After we video call I can see his handsome face and his sea blue eyes. His wavy blonde hair. I couldn’t take my eyes off his impeccable jawline. Safe to say, this was a suitable alternative to roleplay.
“Are you there, Jason?” Walker askes
This question snapped me back into reality. I blushed a bit because I was embarrassed by how I zoned out like that with my camera on.
“Hold on one second” Walker says “I need to go feed my dogs”
I see him get up from his chair and turn around to exit the door. When he walks out the door I see his cheeks. I can hear them from his mic as they clap together as he leaves. I instinctively lick my lips, but realize that I was and stopped mid way. Good thing he wasn’t there to see that. He gets back in 30 min and we hop on Overwatch. Alex and a person I do not know the name of join the call and ask if I’m ready. Let's call the other person Small Add. I queue for Healer because I am the best Lucio player our squad has. Walker is tank because Alex wanted to and he queued for his “main” which is just All, but he got healer. During the games, I was only pocketing Walker. My entire team needed heals constantly, but I was healing only Walker. Walker was playing ball, and was leaving his team for dead, but when he would, I would use my speed to catch up to him, then switch to heals to heal him. I was using mage mercy and I couldn't stop staring “I-Its just to fat”. We lost the game because of me throwing with heals. The dream team hopped off, and Walker stayed on with me.
“Hey, do you have COD?” Walker asks me.
“Yeah, I do.” I responded.
I don’t have COD, but I bought it as fast as I could so I could play with Walker. I downloaded it really fast because I recently deleted my antivirus. We hopped on Warzone 2 and squaded up. We wanted to get those dubs. We drop Airport and started looting chests. I got a legendary right off the bat, but I gave it to Walker because I thought he would like me more if I gave him better guns. I was left with only a pistol. A guy drops on us. Walker blows his back out with a mp5. Then he gets shot in the back with a sniper. He yells. “he is sent to the Guloge”. Walker gets a scar in the Guloge. He can not find the guy Walker starts to go to the objective. He is halfway to capturing. Then he gets creamed in the back by the other guy. Walker yells “You black stupid cotton picking (N word)” I felt something in my pants when he yelled this. I looked down in my chair and saw a brick shape. I quickly tab to discord and leave the call. Before I yell I “gtg” my step mom is calling me. I run downstairs and say “what, step mom.” She tells me to sit down.
My Step-mom says:
“I have something to tell you”
“What?” I ask, confused beyond belief.
With a straight face, she utters: “I'm pregnant”.
Taken aback, I ask how. She says “Because of you, silly.”
I’m excited to have a kid, but scared.
I get a call from Henry, who’s really really hot. He asks if I can play val with walker, alex, and sean. I say yeah. We hop on a call in discord. I boot up val and invite them to the party. Around 40 min later, it’s 12-9, and all of our team has ults. Everyone but me got sage walled in a corner, and brimstone ulted. It was all up to me to get an ace clutch. I also forgot to buy that round because I was staring at walker’s face in vc. I was playing chamber, so I popped his ult and held an angle on sight. We were defenders, so they had to come to me. 2 of them peeked and I got a double kill with 1 shot. I hear spike get planted on Lotus C and I rush over there. I think I can get a flank so I come from the back and kill another with my ult. I Hear a dude from the back. I hit the flick and head shot him. I realize i'm out of bullets so i tap spike and put my tp on a pillar. I tp up above the last guy and drop down and get the knife kill. Everyone in the vc was cheering for me. After the game, Alex and Sean said they had to go, but Walker said that he could stay on and play another game. He told me that he had a surprise for me this next game since I got the clutch. Walker insta locks sage. I don’t know what he’s doing, but I played mommy Reyna and walker said that he would pocket me and say uwu every time I get a kill. 1st round I got a sheriff ace since I forced pistol round. We were playing ice box, and i pushed mid and got instantly lit by a specter. I fall behind cover and ask Walker for heals.
“I will only heal you if you bark for me” Walker said.
“I’m not gonna do that” I say.
I don’t need healing to get this dub, so I peek mid again and get lit again. I was at 8 health left. My position had changed: I really needed heals if I was going to clutch this round. I was so desperate for the heals so I decided to fold like a lawn chair. I barked in team chat for Walker, and he healed me. That’s how the rest of the game went. We won after an hour and I hopped off for the night.
One month later, I got a text from the group chat. It was Alex saying that he won tickets to a camping trip in California when gambling. I started packing my bags to fly to CA and we all met up in a hotel. When we got to the room, there was only one heart shaped bed. There was a trail of rose petals leading up to the bed with a bottle of champagne on the nightstand next to it. There was a hot tub outside the room. All for us.
“How are we going to sleep if there's only one bed Among us?” I asked.
“Looks like we all have to spoon in one bed…” Walker said.
“Gregory, that’s a little bit sus” I retorted, but as usual no one laughed.
All the boys get shirtless and ready for the hottub. Inside of it, everyone was splashing each other with water. Later that night, everyone else got out because they didn’t want their balls to get hard boiled, but Walker and I stayed in.
“Hey, do you mind if I start streaming?” I asked Walker.
“L-like a hot tub stream?” He asks nervously.
‘Yeah, something like that, I guess”
“Yeah, that's fine with me. I’ve never done anything like this, so I’m a bit nervous”
“Don’t worry, your first time’s never bad.”
I get my camera from the room and set it up. We start the camera and as I back up to sit I slip and fall on Walker's lap. I'm shocked by the big bump I fell on. I looked down and I was directly on top of it. There’s no way that he’s bricked right now, I thought to myself, He must have something in his pockets. I quickly stood up. Luckily, it was still on the “Stream starting soon” screen, so no one in the stream saw this encounter. The stream went well, and everyone donated because of Walker. Walker said everyone's name that donated, and I realized that he would not make a bad streamer himself. A few minutes later, a viewer informed us that he would donate 100,000 bits if I spanked Walker. I was hesitant at first, but I looked over at Walker and saw he was ready.
“Bring it on, Jason!” He yells.
I felt bad doing it, but he insisted, so I swallowed my pride. I lifted my hand high above my head and used all the force in my body to bring my arm down as fast as I could, landing my hand right on his rear. It made a loud smack sound and I saw a red mark through his trunks, which I just then noticed were somewhat transparent. I got a notification of 100,000 bits being donated to me, which prevented me from asking Walker about his swimming attire. I was distracted by the notification, so I didn’t see Walker get out of the hot tub. I saw him walk to the door to the room. “Why are you leaving?” I asked him, but no reply came. He left the door unlocked so I could come in when I was ready, but I didn’t leave the hot tub that night. I ended the stream in defeat and slept right where I was. Why I felt defeated, I was unsure.
The next morning, we all got our bags and got ready to head to the mountains for our camping trip. When we got to the foot of the trail, I realized that I would be slower than the rest because of my short, stubby legs. Reluctantly, I allowed the words to slip from my mouth:
“Uppies.”
“OK, baby boy” Walker sarcastically retorts.
I didn't catch on to the fact that he was joking at first, so I made a leap. As I jumped in his arms, I was shocked.
What the fuck, hes big and buff, I thought to myself. This fella looked tough. We finna get rough. Walker looks down, surprised. He blushed and looked cute and kawaii. I couldn't help it. I needed to squeeze his massive biceps. Walker felt a bit violated, but at the same time comforted. Walker led the way with me in his arms and the gang behind him. As we approached the campsite, we noticed a cliff overlooking the beach we were going to the next day.
“We have half as many tents as people, ” says Alex, disinterested, “so we will need to duo up in the tents.”
“Might as well go with stinky boy over here, since he’s already with me” Walker replies.
“We need to start a fire before we go to bed!” Alex demands.
“Shut up, Alex you stupid nerd. Look at your stupid ass beanie, you Eminem lookin’ ass. Bozo clown!” Walker yells at him.
“Guys, we should build a fire, it would be kind of funny” Atticus suggests.
“Oh, good idea, Atticus” Says Walker.
“If that’s such a good idea, maybe you should go get the wood!” Alex snaps.
“Good point, actually…” I say instinctively. I was expecting more pushback from Walker, but he strangely seemed to be in agreement.
It seems rain had come through their campsite, so we had to leave the trail to find dry sticks. After some searching around, we found some dry trees. But our eyes were not gazing upon the dry sticks, as they instead followed a more man-made addition to the environment. Carved deep within the trunk of a mighty oak were the words “He is The One”.
As we find some wood, I ask Walker to bend down to get it. I see his massive ass. I hear a rip, so I look down and see walkers pants have ripped in between the cheeks. I see his blue underwear with brown smudges. For some inexplicable reason, I could not get myself to tell him about the tear in his pants. It was my little victimless secret. My own pleasure. Eye candy even. But why, I could not have put together in a million years. We head back to the camp and Henry gets the fier ready. I notice Henry looking at Walker’s butt, and I glance at him.
“Keep quiet,” I whisper to him. He nods in agreement.
As the sun dived beneath the horizon, the fire grew warm and bright. The fire wasn’t the only thing that was growing though. The tension was growing. Walker sits on a log next to the fier. As his buttocks gently collide with the log beneath him, he notices something. He quickly stands up and looks around embarrassed. He blushes and fans his face with his hands.
“Be right back guys, 10 minutes no cap fr fr on griddy gucci” Walker utters, knowing that it is, indeed “cap”.
“I have a story for you all,” Sean says, “a scary story. Once every halloween night, he comes out. There will be a fella, you gon’ take his peen. He’s big and black, he will take your candy, that fella’s name is Big Dick Randy. Beware, for on every excursion he goes out under the disguise of a grandmother. Legend has it he tears your booty right off, and if you are unlucky enough to run into him, you will not be able to make it out of there alive before he can fuck you. He did it once, never again. Just remember to hide your daughters and hide your sons, because he is the one.”
I remembered the forest. The writing on the tree, how such a mighty oak was penetrated so easily.
“I need to get to bed.” I say, unconvincingly, but no one really seems to notice.
I walk back to my tent, where Walker lays on his stomach, and I notice that he isn’t wearing anything but underwear. I take a glance at his phone, which appears to have TikTok open.
“Man, this pasta dish looks really good,” I say, noting down the recipe.
All of a sudden, the video takes a turn and a passionate scene lies before me. Two grown men, hairy and shirtless, lock their lips together and explore each other’s mouths with their tongues. The two men, bound together, begin to roll around. The video then loops and jolts back to the cooking as if nothing had happened.
With many mixed feelings in my body, I decide to lay down in the sleeping bag. The tent was hot and sweaty, but I didn’t mind so much. After all, we were out in the forest and we could use all the warmth we could get. I felt warmth coming from Walker’s booty, and I tried to scoot closer. Part of this reason was because I wanted more warmth, the other was the strange feeling I got as I approached it.
All of a sudden, there was a loud rustling from the bushes outside. Against all my judgment I stood up and took a peek out of our tent. Something was there: something tall, something big, something cloaked in shadow. Emerging from the darkness was the figure of an old lady. Drowsy from my sleep, I managed to utter the words “Hey, what’s up, how was your night”. I was too sleepy to comprehend the danger I was in.
I remembered Sean’s tale a moment too late, as Randy’s hand had already impacted my sweaty skin. I was flung probably ten meters into the air, and as I came back down he roundhouse kicked me into the campfire. Despite the immense force of my body thrusting through the air, the fire was not extinguished.
“I’m coming for your booty, big boy…” I hear Randy say. That was the last thing I heard before he struck…
As my eyes opened, I found myself standing in a cloud of fire. The fire remained lit. Randy, looking away, could not have seen what was coming next. Ignoring the strange pain all the way through the inside of my abdomen, I thought of Walker, and I remembered his unique style of speaking. “Give him back shots, ” I heard him say, “send him to the gulag.” I grabbed a bean from the minecraftdimon mines between my fingers, and without hesitation I swallowed. The cloud surrounding me converged into a fireball which impacted Randy in the back. As Randy turned, I straightened my collar. “Joke’s Over! You’re Dead!” I shout, throwing another fireball at Randy. He dodges and throws a punch, but I dodge and counter with a blast of fire directly into his chest. He stumbles back and falls to the ground.
“Looks like granny forgot her meds.” I triumphantly blurt out as I prepare for one final blow. Turning around, I plant my fat ass directly on top of Randy’s gaping nostrils. I feel the fire coming inside me. Just as Randy begins to sit up, the flames reach their climax. A tunnel of heat ejected from my buttocks, which was still intact, and the column of fire which emerged incinerated Big Dick Randy. The surrounding forest and campsite caught ablaze, and the gang had to evacuate so that they didn’t become lasagna. As everyone left their tents, my eyes began to close, and I could stand no more. I collapsed on the floor, and before my eyes fully closed I could see Walker running over to me. He called out, but I could not hear what he told me before I fell unconscious.
I awoke the next morning, and the lasagna gang was gathered by the fire.
“Get up, big boy,” Walker calls to me, “Pack your things. We’re heading to the beach today.”
I thought about complaining, but then I looked at Walker and something within me told me it was for the best. Alex called an Uber to take us all to the beach. Secretly, I hoped that I would get to sit next to Walker for the ride.
It took over an hour, but eventually, the Uber arrived. It was a white, 2014 Hyundai, with a pride flag bumper sticker on the back and a Blackhawks spare tire cover on the back. As his car creeped up to the curb, an elderly woman pulled into the parking space. The driver; a short kid, virtually lacking a chin, jumped out of his car, and screamed to the poor, frail old woman: “Kill yourself, god didn’t get to you already! Fucking retard!” as he flipped the poor frail old woman off. The woman burst into tears (likely the last tears she would ever cry judging by her age). I wasn’t sure what it was about her, but seeing her like that made me hard.
“Uhhh, I think this is our Uber driver,” Alex says “This guy knows what’s up.” And it wasn’t just the driver that was up…
I was sitting in the comfort of my own home watching big bootied latino men streaming on Twitch in the Just Chatting section of the website. This reminded me that I recently missed TwitchCon and I would have really wanted to go. I would have gone in the foam pit, and maybe jumped in ass first if I was feeling quirky enough. I looked for other activities online that I could go to and I found a comic-con ticket for cheap online. Without hesitation, I quickly bought it. The ticket was for an event in 1 day so I was really excited to go. I’ve never been to such a big event other than that one furry convention I went with Dexter to a couple months ago. It was 6pm, still early, but I could hardly wait for the day to end so I went to bed right away.
The next morning, I swiftly got out of bed as soon as I heard my alarm go off. It was a special day, so I decided to put on my best cosplay I could think of: Demoman tf2. I got out my fake grenade launcher replica, my most accurate outfit to his, and the best facepaint I could find. I left my house in a rush and drove to comic con taking the fastest way I could out of pure excitement.
When I got to comic con, so many people were giving me looks. I guess some people aren't the biggest fan of Demoman because of how toxic his playstyle is, which I can’t blame them for. I decided to check out the many shops in the building. A lot of things caught my eye, but only 1 product stood out to me the most. It was a life sized Soldier 76 shirtless body pillow. I checked the price and almost dropped my jaw when I saw that it was half a band. I recently saved up $500 dollars for something like this if I ever found it, so I thought this would be a good way to use it. I bought the pillow and got bricked up just looking at it and thinking about all the things I would do to it when I got home. As I was rock solid, a random cosplayer came up to me (most likely because they saw the state of my donger). It was a 6 '6'’ woman cosplaying the character Chun Li from Fortnite. I don’t know how, but seeing her made me hard, then hard again.
“Do you wanna have a little bit of fun, big boy?”, Chun Li from Fortnite asks me.
I didn’t know how to respond to this. I was shaking in my size 4 boots. I was able to squeeze out a “yes” very weakly from my throat and she swiftly took me to the bathroom. The bathroom was well kept. Clean floors, 2 urinals and 3 stalls. She brought me to the middle stall and sat me on the toilet.
“1 second”, Chun Li from Fortnite tells me.
I patiently wait there, sitting on the toilet in the middle stall. It’s been a minute, so I was starting to wonder what was taking so long. I look around the stall out of boredom. I see 2 holes, one on the left and one on the right side of the stall. The holes were cut in a way so that it would reach the crotch area if someone were to be standing next to it. I hear someone enter the stall to my right. I hear their thunder thighs rubbing together. I got excited. At the peak of my excitement, I saw a penis slip through the hole in the stall.
This dick was enormous. It was chocolate brown, clean shaven, and probably at least 12’’ in length. It was slippery, and the foreskin was still intact. It was impossible to resist the urge any longer, and thinking about it attached to Chun Li somehow made me hard a third time.
I was surprised to see that it was going this way, but I wasn’t complaining. I immediately got to work. Around a minute in, I heard someone else enter the bathroom; They entered the stall to my left. I wasn’t concerned because stuff like this had always gone down with me in the Comic Con bathrooms, so they should have been ready to hear it if they wanted to use the bathroom. I was so focused on the task at hand that I was caught off guard when I felt a warm piece of rubber enter my rectal cavity from the other hole.
Well… Why the fuck not?, I thought to myself.
I refuse to go into detail of what’s about to be described beyond a simple push and pull, so I’m going to just skip to the aftermath. After the… session, one could put it, I left the stall to wash my hands. The person in the stall on my right was still in there, likely recovering from the sheer quantity of brain they just received. As I was washing my hands, I saw the person in the left stall come out. IT WAS CHUN LI FROM FORTNITE?!?! If Chun Li from Fortnite was in the stall to my left, then who was in the stall on my right?! I refused to think about it anymore and quickly escaped. I wasn’t mad about the situation, I just really wanted to know who that person was. Maybe someday we could meet up and have a coffee or dinner or something. Who knows?
It was then that I had come to a realization. Let’s say, hypothetically, I wanted to do *that* again, I thought to myself, I would need to download Grindr. For science, of course. My lack of understanding about my true nature would remain my folly for a while after, but I had finally taken the first step down the path.